I can not express how much I love my husband even though he called me a retard. Lol I still can’t stop laughing at the situation. Me + ceiling fan + blanket = laugh til we pee our pants
Sometimes I like when a customer at work doesn’t want me to help them with their heavy ass groceries. “Oh no dear it’s too hot out there for you” other times I want to punch them in the face because they say shit like “you shouldn’t be outside in your condition tsk tsk” Fuck you old lady I am more than capable of lifting your stupid shit into your car. Who do you think loads and unloads mine?! Yeah my husband does most of it but I mean it is insanely rude to just get in your car when some one is unloading your groceries for you am I right? You can lift a bag or two, sure I get paid to do it for you but I mean I don’t get paid enough to stand there while you decide to turn your car on to cool your fat self off while my baby and I breathe in your cars exhaust. To those people, fuck you assholes I WILL load your trunk so that your eggs are crushed or your cake topples over when you go around a corner or stop suddenly because you were texting or what have you.
EVERYONE ON THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD SEE THIS
Waiting around all day for something that just may not happen is the lowest of feels.
Friday night/morning I cleaned literally every thing in our kitchen. Today with the help of my husband I have cleaned Syrus’ new playroom and daddy’s gym. I feel accomplished but yet there is still so much more that needs to be super cleaned. I am spring cleaning our whole house a room at time basically. Feels good to clean all the dust bunnies, we havent really moved the furniture to clean since we moved in like 2 years ago lol. I am a momma on a mission and I’m determined to have a neat home before baby number two arrives in October.